Ok, I make the update about the PSN, was getting ready to go to sleep for my early morning, and then I found this and had to share it. Someone made a model of the Portal turrets. The thing is complete with a laser eye, motion sensor, and line spouting. As if the soundboards were not creepy enough saying "Are you still there?" this guy has a full-sized turret to say it. Check out the man's Filcker page at Portal Turret to see more pictures. Watch out though, that thing may not be loaded but I still don't trust it.