Conversations with IrishPride Episode 4

So I said to myself...
Hello and welcome to Conversations with IrishPride Episode 4.  Huzzah, I made it further this go around then the last time I started CwIP many moons ago, score!  Today I'm going to talk to you about why it is okay to talk to yourself.
When walking around town or anywhere in public, you may find it strange, weird even, if you catch someone talking to them self.  Your first thought may be, look at this weirdo?  I better not make eye contact with this individual because who knows what will happen.
Well, I'm here to tell you that you shouldn't think like that!  When you talk to yourself, you're showing everyone that you are never lonely!  You always have someone to talk to.  In fact, some people may become jealous because you are sitting there by yourself enjoying a nice beverage having a full scale conversation.  While this other poor sap is sitting by himself drinking a beverage and is silent like a door.  He becomes more sad and depressed when he sees you laughing and having a good conversation with yourself.
Another reason why it's okay to talk to yourself is that you can control the direction of the conversation.  Don't like what's being said, just change it!  Besides, you're the one talking to yourself.  Might as well talk to yourself about sunshine, rainbows and lollipops!It's all good!
So next time you see someone talking to themselves', look at them in awe and tell them good show!  Besides, when you talk to yourself, you're showing the world that you have a best friend!
Well, that will do if for episode 4 of Conversations with IrishPride.  I'll see you next time, or should a say "we'll" see you next time.  Until then, strike up a conversation with yourself, who knows what you'll find out!